Deeevine Retires!!!

News has this week broken out that the once barnstorming winger, then 1st Grade front rower, then wing-three quarter AGAIN, has formally retired from subbies rugby to concentrate on his budding tupperware sales career. Many in the club will be shocked by this news, but those poor unsuspecting souls in the local neighbourhood will be even more shocked to wake up to the sight of a rugby playing tupperware salesman on their doorstep bright and early Saturday mornings in a dress!! God help us all!!!!