Have you seen me?
MISSING
Have you seen me?
Name: Liver
Age: Older than it should be
Any information as to the whereabouts of my liver would be greatly appreciated. it was last seen receiving the punishment of a lifetime at the Lappo on ANZAC day. I am very worried for its safety as it has run away before, I dont think it could have gone far as its overall condition would best be described as poor, due to years of abuse. There is a chance i bet it on tails, but this is uncertain as my brain decided to go on holiday sometime shortly after sunrise. Any help would be great as i plan to give it another good flogging this coming weekend.
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Here liver liver liver liver..............
I believe that amongst all the police reports about the brawl of the century outside the Lapstone Hotel I believe that a significant number of livers were also found huddled in a corner cringing and crying not to be returned to their owners.
Perhaps yours may be there....
If it is, I don't want it back!
Any doners out there that arent preferably a rugby player or a viewer of this fucking site??!!
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