Once a wog c*nt sport......

ALWAYS A F*CKING WOG C*NT SPORT!!!!

Like the rest of this predominantly rugby, league, afl and cricket orientated country, I got sucked into the hype and propaganda surrounding the 'socceroos' (which is still a laughing stock of a name in every country but ours) melodrama of the World Cup 2006. Stupid me, yes!

Stupid me for allowing myself to not only a) watch and believe that the referees would surely improve as the tournament went on and believe Australia were a chance at gaining a spot in the quarter finals and what would have ended up as a certain semi final match after beating the putrid Ukraine, but b) forced myself to get up each and every game in the middle of the f#cking night to watch this stupendous act of ballet on grass.

I am a stupid, stupid individual and so the bloody hell are the rest of you for jumping on the bandwagon, only to be yet again, disappointed by this farce of a debacle they call 'football'.

Now back to the real stuff.......Gaz, Gowey, the Wallabies and the rest of the 'sane' world......

Life changing website

Gents, there is a website that is the greatest non-porn website, and definitely the best time waster ever. some of you may have seen it, but if not you have to check out youtube.com- i just spent about an hour watching ridiculous film clips such as all of the terry tate clips, the best 10 NBA fights ever, if its ridiculous and its on film, its on youtube. Check it out.

Twat of the century

Fuck Kalac. (Im not even going to try to guess the spelling of his ridiculous first name) This twat of the century has been repeatedly bitching in the media about why he should be goalis instead of Schwarzer and then he turns in arguably the biggest fuck up in Australian sporting history, to be miraculously bailed out by Kewell. What the fuck was Hiddink thinking? Kalac is a germ and should be stamped with the Michael Slater memorial "never to play for Austraila ever again under any circumstances" stamp

Gotta have teeth baby!!

Wanted......

One dentist in fucking Brazil! An absolute fortune of gold awaits any budding tooth surgeon willing to chance his luck with a trip across the Pacific Ocean. What is it with this country and its lack of dental hygiene??! This bunch of Amazonians put the Pommy Geezers to shame with their chops. It seems the more ridiculous the teeth, the more gifted the goofy looking South American soccer player is.

If Australia are desperate to progress further in this World Cup, then they better start ripping those pearly whites out with customary latin American hand pliers.


Or maybe just try and find a half decent referee that won't pay these wimps penalties everytime an "aggressive" Aussie player descends within a 5 metre radius of these opposing 'sportsmen'. Thank God this ludicrous tournament of the most talented ballerinas only comes around every 4 years!!! Not fucking long enough as far as I'm concerned....

Get this grub out of the nightclubs......

and into a sky blue jumper for Origin 3 in Melbourne next month. As we all knew, Brett Fucking Finch was always going to come crashing back down to Earth with an almighty THUD after his fluke performance in origin 1. Now that he has come through with what most expected last night, it's time for some sanity to prevail, and choose an in form, talented halfback. Before you scoff and ask "Is Craig Gower in form???" I say when compared to Finch, an unfit, under prepared Gower is still a more viable option than this over rated Roosters jerbel.

As for Braith Anasta...................FFS!!!!!!!!

If only Preston Campbell could tackle!

New Wine on the Market - Deevs' Cab Sav

Another rugby function, and another ridiculous blowout for our recently retired superhero Greg 'Deevs' Devine. Following the infamous 12 bottles of wine scull on the Chicken Wire Table of 2001's sporting luncheon courtesy of the thieving hands of Rockape Williams, and the consequent 'wandering' off into the night performance of Deevs well before sunset on that fateful July afternoon afterwards at the Lappo, Saturday's 50th Anniversary Ball at Rosehill saw a repeat performance from Deevs as this picture depicts. This last bottle of 'Deevs' Cab Sav' sent him into a world of semi-consciousness which again saw young Gregory take another 'wander', this time with a little help of the security guards of PJ O'Gallaghers, into the Parramatta night and onto a train for a loooooong solo mission trip back to the mountains.

Warning - This wine may make consumers vulnerable to lonely strolls into the unknown, long slumbers in random front yards when attempting to find one's way home, and an uncanny ability to morph into 'Gaz' yelling uncontrollably "Fire Up C*nts" at the top of one's lungs. This drink cannot be drank in moderation!!!

Australia's first President?

Sure, he's only a soccer player, but that had to rank as one of the top few sporting performances ever to overcome not only 11 cheating Japanese but also a clearly blind and corrupt referee who needs an appointment with Bob Fulton's old cement truck. I mean, who scores two fucking goals in ten minutes in your countrys first world cup appearance in 32 years, when your team is down 1-0 to a bunch of cheats, and theres only about 15 minutes to go? Clearly ranks with Steve Waugh's world cup performance and Bernie Larkhams Field Goal against the kaffir-lovers.

The Chicken Wire is Back!!

Yep, that's right. This Saturday's 50th Anniversary Dinner at Rosehill will see the return of the infamous 'Chicken Wire Table' as per previous year's luncheons. Past members to fall victim to the table include the likes of Dougy Walters, Dale Lewis and Fatty Vautin. Who will be next to feel the wrath of a heavily fuelled up bunch of miscreants????

PDC Vol 5

The new PDC disc is now in circulation. Same deal as before, copy it and pass it on. If you've stil got any discs in your grubby, sticky hands, wash and return them. Anyone who hasn't seen them or is missing any let me know.