Putrid Dragons

Can someone tell me why the putrid team I support keep losing players, and game after game week after week. They dont put in on the field, and are dropping like flies off Owen Craigies dirty asshole. Is the water too strong for them out there. Do they hate messing up their pretty faces. Dont they like getting dirty. FUCK I HATE MY TEAM SOMETIMES.
Could be worse though, I COULD GO FOR PENRITH.