Hour of Power

HOUR OF POWER!!!!!!!! In what will surely be a new 'compulsory' event on all future end of season and Bucks tours, the Hour of Power is a must for any lunatic looking to liven up a venue when things start plateauing out. What are the rules I hear you ask? Well there aren't many. Except for the fact that you MUST consume no less than 12 drinks in the alloted 60 minutes of CANsumption, never have more than 2 drinks on you at any given moment, once a shout has been received the next person must immediately proceed to the bar for the next round, and DEFINATELY no repeating of drinks. They call it Intelligent Nightlife......

Happy Engagement!

Those observing this picture for the first time could be forgiven for thinking this was the official photo of PAWD and Hilly's Engagement Party on the weekend. Or is it a view through a crystal ball of what Renae will have to deal with the for the rest of her living days married to PAWDY....... Saturday nights spent slaving after our 2 lovebirds as they proceed to watch random league matches (this particular one was Manly v Cronulla) whilst dining on the couch, occasionally discussing days spent with ManPig's boxer dog Oscar and other random shit for which Hilly is reknowned. With the soon to be wed couple of Renae and PAWD moving westward to Springwood in the coming months, it leaves one Greg Devine in the very precarious position of now being located 'Closest Known Address to Emu Plains', and consequently within a very dangerous and narrow radius to Hilly's place. Good luck Deevs, time to start purchasing the Mortein!

WOEFUL 2 HOURS OF LIFE

Sorry it took me so long to write up this point of view but here goes anyway. I would like to ask "CAN ANYONE GIVE ME BACK THE 2 HOURS OF WASTED LIFE I SPENT WATCHING PENRITH VS SAINTS ON SUNDAY ARVO". It was like a tennis match of errors, drop ball saints, forward pass penrith, brain snap Ryles, choking Gower. I have been sick all the start of this week with Saintobia, a common condition experienced by Saints fans at the start of the year when they play like 12 year old school girls. Can someone shoot me if I have a brain snap again and watch Saints play early season games.

New Movie starring our very own Smitty...

Ohhhhhh.....that's faaaaarkin buuuuuuuullshit!!!!!!!

Why "WE LOVE PISS"

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite s e x without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Happy 3rd Birthday Smothy

This week marks a substantial milestone in the world that is 'Smoth'. Thursday sees him turn a massive 3 years of age and to celebrate such an auspicious occasion, a night of celebration has been proposed for Friday night at the office (The Lappo) to send young Smoth into his 4th year of life. There will be a special guest appearance by MOC479 who has once again had a gutful of fat loudmouthed Americans and is once again upon our shores this week. So see you all there Friday for what should be a MASSIVE weekend just prior to the onslaught that is the rugby season. Here we go again.........

A Pirates Life

After raping and pillaging from sydney to byron, and generally terrorising anything and everything. All good pirates love nothing more than finding a wench who is dumb enough to let us take a photo of her tits.
You're on the net now baby!!!!!!

Is this the surliest man in Australia?

To vote, simply sms a) Yes or b) Ken Oath! to 1800 LordSurly. Proceeds from sms costs will kindly be donated to Dior's anger management course which he has promised to undertake after being ruled out of the pre season trials through injury making him an even more dangerous specimen than usual!

Remember Ruthy?

Great personailty!!

Is this the most overrated player in the game?

Fuck Jason Ryles. If this dickhead gets picked for NSW again I might have to go for Queensland. Another overrated Dragons spastic. Why did I tip them for the comp? FUCK!!!

He's BACK

Rossco tells me SHABBY is back- what the fuck???

Current Proposal by Briggsy

This will be approved quicker than the dusty kebab store out the front of the Rats Nest!

March 20th- spread the word

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.Which is why a new holiday has been created.March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

Smoth loses record 10th bout

Upon learning of the news that Smoth had lost his 10th straight career bout out the front of a newly opened Penriff nightclub on the weekend, Mundine has vowed to fight Smoth if he were to lose his upcoming showdown with Danny Green on April 19. Judging by Smothy's stance on white power in Australia, the scheduled fight should draw plenty of attention from its proposed venue of North Cronulla Beach next summer

Once upon a Saturday night

After installing his new hi-tech security system, Manpig discovers why his beloved pooch is always too tired to go for a walk on sundays.

You're Probably right PAWD

Actually, my prediction is I become a Nelson-style occasional player/regular sideline dribbler (only without the football talent). Anyway, dont try and change the subject- how much are your loser boyfriends (somehow paying 1.40 on the weekend) going to get smashed by in Round 1?? And will you be watching the impending debacle in an Osama-style cave as usual or will you have the stones to watch it in public??

My prediction for 06

Devine gets sick of everyone running around and through him in the centres he goes back into front row after round 5

Offical prayer of the PDC

Our larger, which art in barrels

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Hallowed be thy drink.

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Thy will be drunk, i will be drunk

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at home as it is in the pub.

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Give us this day our foamy head

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And forgive us our spillages,

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As we forgive those who have spilled against us.

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And lead us not into incarceration,

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And deliver us from hangovers,

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For thine is the spirits, the beer and fuel

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Barmen

Dudsy Goes for Boony's Record

On a recent trip to Las Vegas, the artist formerly known as 'Crud Duds' attempted Boony's world record drinking feats by putting away 21 rums each with partner in crime Hinwood. Note the photo is in black and white to hide any fluorescent red rum rash signals on Napes' putrid head

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Question for Moo

Do you have any dog-related gabber for Hilly?

PDC Vol 1 & 2

morning gentlemen, just so everyone knows there are currently two cd's of some very good quality material doing the rounds at the moment and everyone in the pdc can feel free to to sample these wonderous gifts of nature, however we need to lay down a few ground rules so that they can get maximum coverage.

1. these files are too big to email so dont bother asking.

2. make yourself a copy (either to another disc or your hard drive)

3. if your mrs doesnt like your pdc habit you have one of the following options:
.....a). copy it to a cd and hide it
.....b). hide it on your hard drive - creative naming and hidden folders will stop most casual searches from finding it (if you dont know how ask me)
.....c). tell her if you cant watch it she has to perform it
.....d). dump her because shes stiffling your artistic integrity
.....e). slap the stupid bitch into submission

4. pass on cd to next member (ensuring any bodily fluids are removed first)

5. if one of your mates (non members) wants a copy give him yours, not the pdc copy!

6. remember who you gave it to so we have at least some chance of tracking it

7. if you are unsure of who needs it next give it to me or one of the contributors listed at the top of this forum.

8. there is no reason to keep the discs for more than a week

9. repeat offenders may face exclusion from the cd loop

now that the rules are out of the way i fully intend to produce at least 1 cd a month, so share the wealth gentlemen. also if anyone wants any specific types (ie squirting), thier favourite site (ie milf hunter) or their favourite star, let me know in the comments of this or any other of my posts (you can email me or tell me in person if youre too embarassed to let everyone read about your dogshit fetish)

GOD HELP US ALL

Prediction for 2006

St George win minor premiership by 12 points, choke in major semi. Life is very predictable sometimes.

Lick the bag Deeeeeevine you sack of wobbly shit

And here's something for PAWD

Keep dreaming losers you will never see him hold that trophy until you grow some heart

Here's a start

Here's my first two cents worth- I thought I'd post some porn for Hilly's enjoyment given his spooning capers at Chez Bloggity

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