Offical prayer of the PDC

Our larger, which art in barrels

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Hallowed be thy drink.

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Thy will be drunk, i will be drunk

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at home as it is in the pub.

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Give us this day our foamy head

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And forgive us our spillages,

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As we forgive those who have spilled against us.

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And lead us not into incarceration,

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And deliver us from hangovers,

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For thine is the spirits, the beer and fuel

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Barmen