Monday, July 24, 2006

Employee of the Month


As this picture depicts, Tupperware Sales are going through the roof for young Deevs. So much so, he can leisurely suck back on an ice cold can of VB, whilst still performing his Saturday morning duties admirably.

Now this is the committment most organisations would kill for. An employee who still has the time to make sales in his own spare time of cansumption on Saturdays.

If ever in need of some extra motivation whilst working on that neverending Pentski File on a tough Monday morning, always revert back to this Blog.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Toughest Gig in World Rugby


Youve got to feel for this coach. Not only is he stuck in a thankless job attempting to teach the Fijians how to play rugby at the elite level, but the impossible task of trying to contain these cocos on a gutfull of swill following a victory away from home:


FIJI'S INDISCIPLINE CONTINUES Fijian coach Wayne Pivac is pulling his hair out, or at least rapidly losing it, after the latest episode of Fijian player indiscipline.
Five of the Fijian Pacific Five Nations squad that defeated Japan in Osaka last Saturday were suspended on Tuesday for drunk and disorderly behaviour after an alcohol fuelled brawl broke out between two of the group. Wing Sekove Leawere, hooker Joeli Lotawa, halfback Emosi Vucago, Maleli Kunavore and flanker Semisi Naevo allegedly drank excessively in the hotel room following the 29-15 win over Japan.
All five have been dropped from the team to play Australia A on July 14 and 21 in Adelaide and Melbourne respectively. Pivac described the player behaviour as "disgraceful, sad and unacceptable." This incident follows closely on the heels of star winger Rupeni Caucaunibuca's failure to front last week for the flight to Japan.